I wear contact lenses. For contact lenses you need cleaning solution. I looked at the solution bottle the other day and not only does it say something about how it stops protein from building up on your lenses (gross), it also says “For Sensitive Eyes”.
Apparently I have extra sensitive eyes because I can’t get this solution in my eyes without them stinging and watering a tsunami. So, instead, I have to use a sodium chloride drip bottle (often seen hanging at the bedsides of hospital patients) to clean the solution off my lenses before I wear them.
So now that I’ve sufficiently bored you with a background story let me get to the point: What the shit are sensitive eyes? I mean, aren’t eyes sensitive to begin with? What kind of redundant use of an adjective is it to call eyes sensitive? It’s not like I plan on doing much with them other than rolling them at “For Sensitive Eyes” descriptions. Today, in fact, I read in Reader’s Digest of 20 different ways that you can damage your eyes, from dryness caused by ~extreme~ weather conditions- a car’s air conditioning vent directed at your face- to a tiny particle of eye makeup scratching your cornea. LOOK, IF A FLAKE OF EYESHADOW CAN BLIND ANYONE, I’D ASSUME EYES ARE SENSITIVE TO BEGIN WITH.
You want to categorise eyes that can’t handle the heat (or air conditioning)? Call them abnormal. Or pansy.
Possible latent sufferer of Attention Deficit Disorder and also random Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Has slight obsession with peoples' hands and how nice they must look drawn (not by her, of course). Loves whimsical socks. In ten years' time will most probably be a politician and/or a film director and/or homeless. Also prefers talking about herself in third-person. Too many Facebook status changes to be blamed? Maybe.
Wow. Firstly, a pleasant surprise to see this post.
Second yes yes eyes are sensitive babyy. Randy. Very Randy.
I haven’t been physical in a while.