I’ve been trying to write on here properly with a valid rant for a while now (well, excluding February because- not trying to make myself sound too corporate- I only found time once during this month to think of posting at all), but I’m quite unable to. I’m going to blame my broken down keyboard. It is bereft of several functioning keys and, really, the only way that I’m making this post coherent is through use of the on-screen keyboard (bless Microsoft and it’s lookout for disabled people and laptops) and simple Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V-ing.
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I think this laptop is slowly sinking into its grave. Does anyone have any suggestions for alternate uses? Perhaps I can crack walnuts with it.
But I don’t like walnuts. TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO. Because I sure as hell can’t write anymore.
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/Emo post. Should have been in red font, no? Next time, next time. Perhaps next time I’ll just post in my blood. If I have anything to say.
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Possible latent sufferer of Attention Deficit Disorder and also random Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Has slight obsession with peoples' hands and how nice they must look drawn (not by her, of course). Loves whimsical socks. In ten years' time will most probably be a politician and/or a film director and/or homeless. Also prefers talking about herself in third-person. Too many Facebook status changes to be blamed? Maybe.
Once your laptops completely sunk in the grave, ms aziza, cracking walnuts isn’t such a bad idea. I’d use it to crack anything, if I were in such a terrible situation. God forbid.
I hope you make a safe passage way out of such a terrible phase of your life.
I feel your pain sista. However, the best has to be when you were forcing your camera’s lens to go back inside with your hand after it refused to go in automatically.
How come the gravatar is making you guys out as the same person when I am absolutely certain on my life that you are two different people? Why must it make me look bad? FUCK TECHNOLOGY.
Hi.
I am the kitty in your post, and i feel so honored to be part of your magnificent writing.
Baby i could caphun yu all nyt.
<3
Give it to me. I’ll exploit it and make it my slave.